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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Meet Wen the pizza thief.

This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

And die.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bro who shoots a cat? There's a special place in hell for those people.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.

Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.

[–] TheRealLinga 6 points 1 year ago

When I was young (10-12) we had a family cat named Simba. Short haired. Super cool cat. We lived in the middle of nowhere so Simba would roam the countryside like... well... Simba!

That is, until he came home one day with a bullet hole in his tail. Luckily his tail was saved, but on the upside we moved after that AND it was pretty hilarious to my 10 year old self to watch him walk around with a cast on his tail.

Poor kitty. He lived a full, happy life. I miss him

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Won't let me delete.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!

Sending loads of love!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"thank u fren" – Wen

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe. And die.

They deserve a trip on an Oceangate sub, nom sayin?
Maybe they can ride down together with the Google engineers and PMs trying to push WEI.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

Hit 'em with a little Slo-mo first.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She can have my slice. No need to steal it. 🥹

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not as good without the crime tho.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Slice?

She's a criminal mastermind. She's going for the entire pie.

[–] ClutchCargo 1 points 1 year ago

At first I was like: “stubbing a toe is too light a punishment”, then I was like: “ah… yes”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Lost an eye, broke (maybe) a leg and got shot twice. That's only four out of nine lives. If all that didn't even bring her down to 50% hp, ain't nothing gonna stop her from taking your pizza!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Poor kitty. She's adorable

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

A true pirate Captain! Take what you want, give nothing back! Yaarrrrr!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What a good girl ❤️ She deserves all the pizza she wants

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

She gets all the pizza she wants but if it’s more fun for her to steal it, then I’ll play along

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love Wen and I hope she has all the pizza she could ever want

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my last cat, Wednesday. She also only had one eye and her paperwork from the SPCA said "her jaw is misaligned, possibly from being hit by a car."

She was the sweetest girl ever. I miss her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She is beautiful! I hope she gets all the pizza she wants.

[–] CapnAssHolo 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin 1 points 1 year ago

I believe that is Jack Meower

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