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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How many kills are in Seinfeld? I know there's Manya, Pinkis, Elaine's "Desperado" boyfriend, Peterman's mom, the suicidal patient, the guy who faked cancer...

I know George killed Peterman's mom, so he's got at least one kill. I think Kramer pointed the suicidal man to the roof so that's at least one for him. Jerry killed Elaine's boyfriend with an ax and his wounds weren't treated in time. Jerry also killed Manya, as well as Fulton, so technically Jerry is a serial killer. Jerry almost killed a few more though, like Mr pitt. I don't think Elaine offed anyone did she?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Russell Dalrymple died trying to impress Elaine, if you count that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Elaine, along with Newman and Kramer, is guilty of at least attempted theriocide.