this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They’re trying to fuck with me? πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

β€˜with’ being the key preposition

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yea, wouldn’t want to be on or next to me. I’m a participant

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Hello I would like you to fuck in me please"

(Accidentally typed in all caps first, which I think is way funnier, but I didn't want to startle anyone by being too loud on the internet)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's no such thing as April fools; you're talking crazy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

April Gaslighting

[–] mindbleach 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be meta, you should've posted this on Friday.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 4 points 4 months ago

Half credit for posting it again on the third.

[–] Pika 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah I'm well aware I have myself as do not disturb on most platforms and have already decided it's going to be a lost cause to find any of my Discord servers because more than half of them change their icon and channel names, woohoo 4/1 e.e

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

No, Nvidia did not buy the Xbox brand. And no, I did not fall for it until I saw the comments on the article.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on them, it's 2nd April here!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Jokes on them, I already knew I was a fool!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You spelt rule wrong in the title

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

πŸ«΅πŸ˜†

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago