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[-] ogmios 216 points 3 months ago

To him, the pictures he takes of you look like those top two.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago

For real, most of the pictures I have of my girlfriend are gorgeous, but she thinks they're hideous. I wish I could accurately convey to her how beautiful I think she is.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago

Seriously, my wife's biggest critic is my wife.

And anybody who bad talks my wife is getting a spanking

Wait. Oh, nice.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

When my wife starts criticizing herself I say "Stop! I don't let anyone talk about my wife that way"

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Oh you want to have candlelight dinners and walk along the canal in moonlight holding hands with a woman?

That's so gay.

Real men fuck men.

[-] ogmios 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Nothing gayer than loving a woman amirite fellas?

[-] [email protected] 165 points 3 months ago

Well, seems like he wants to be with you, not with your Instagram profile

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Seeing people's perfectly curated family albums is always weird to me. Like, you're not going to capture all the weird, funny, ugly, gross, and human moments either? What's the point then? Lol.

[-] [email protected] 151 points 3 months ago

And the boyfriend sees the pics on the bottom like the girlfriend sees the pics on the top.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

My fave photo of my SO is one she doesn’t like. It brings me so much joy and happiness when I see it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ah Wabi-sabi in action, love it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

There's a psychological reason for that. You're used to seeing yourself in the mirror, so a photo of yourself looks subtly wrong. Reverse a photo of yourself and you immediately look better, but only to you. It's wrong to everyone else that way.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yup! Been telling people this for years. Similarly, you hate your own voice in recordings because you're used to how there are bassy undertones that bounce in your head and get added on top of your voice. You can amplify your hearing of the bassier/muffled voice by just covering your ears and speaking.

Which means the trick for making your voice sound better in recordings is to just give it a touch of low end.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

If he’s anything like me, vice versa too

Mirrors shatter into powder under my awful gaze

[-] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago

He only takes pictures of you at your most beautiful

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(row of pictures)

[-] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(Unrelated to the pictures)

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(Jenga bricks)

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago
[-] kersploosh 23 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(oven racks)

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Dis thread giving me old reddit vibes. Am I home?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(English Bus)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Top or bottom?

(Taskbar positions)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Bottom, hahaha

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Too late, already sent this to my bf

[-] Soulg 6 points 3 months ago

Easy, just ignore the genders in the image and think about what feeling it represents

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

My wife would absolutely agree.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

She has a boyfriend?

(SORRY, my old reddit instincts were kicking in!)

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

You want some idealized version of him that doesn't exsist in motion and conjured up by tricks and self deception.

He wants you exactly as you are, flaws and all.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Or he isn't as good as a photographer as her.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

He's capture a real moment, not something staged or manipulated to appear better than it is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Lots of photography is making something look better then it is. Lol

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I miss arethestraightsokay on reddit. Loved watching those aromantic antisocials get offended at other people's happiness.

[-] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer 10 points 3 months ago

I'm lost, how is this even remotely relevant?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Because they would have had a field day with this.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Uh, are the bottom poses related to that one cursed ~~Japanese~~ Korean comic? (Horror cursed, non necessarily nsfl cursed)

Edit: Got which nationality the comic is from wrong

Also here's the comic I'm talking about

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

bro ive been trying to find that comic

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I've seen it ages ago...

scrolled down most of the way and noped out before the jump. Don't need that shit at 1am before bed.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of My Giant Nerd Boyfriend webcomic.

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