this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, but you can't fool me!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Australia is the new Bielefeld

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

That can't be right, Bielefeld really doesn't exist, whereas Oz does.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The correct translation is, "Oi cunts"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they call shrimp prawns so this is not accurate.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum 6 points 5 months ago

Only baby kangaroos are called joeys.

As are baby koalas, baby wallabies, baby wombats, baby possums, baby devils, baby bilbies, baby bandicoots, et al.

Every baby marsupial is a joey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Shrimps and prawns are 2 different things.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Struth! What a flamin’ galah. That ain’t ‘strine. Shrimp is Septic talk.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I had a real life Aussie send this to me. I think it’s an important part of their culture.

https://youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

When you invest in pud, you invest in your friends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, I mean, a little bit of pud won't hurt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

maybe jus a lil bit o pud