Pineapple is the best topping that everyone dissed.
Change my mind.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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Why would we change your mind when you're right?
You're wrong. 110% wrong.
The best pizza topping that everyone disses is fentanyl.
Hater might think you're wrong, but it's the most addicting pizza one will ever had, and will come back for more!
Can't you like die from 2mg of fentanyl?
Durian.
I don't know how most people feel about this but in my experience they haven't heard of it so I'm going to mention it anyway. Dollops of cream cheese is the best pizza topping there is. It tastes amazing and goes well with any other topping you prefer.
Smetana on pizza 10/10
Smegma on pizza?
There was a taco pizza popular here long ago. I think it was more nacho but whatever.
Sour cream, lettuce, cheddar. Probably had some meat or chips but the sour cream combo was top notch.
The crime of Hawaiian pizza was always the ham and never the pineapple.
It makes the cheese watery and the crust mushy
Only when you fuck up and don't pat dry before putting it on. Won't cook properly in that state either.
Lmao you're getting downvoted to hell
But really, that's not my experience at all, it just like any ordinary topping but cooking the pineapple makes it sweet, i think it's a nice combo with the sauce and cheese
That looks good.
Also Fuck Nestlé.
Fuck Nestle!
Take this from someone who learned it the hard way: chocolate and tomato do NOT taste good together.
I can confirm this. Tried Chef Boyardee spaghetti with chocolate in it and regretted it.
Lol, that is not at all the intended use case. But good on them for simplifying the process, I guess. The point, of course, is to cook them on separate sheets, but at the same temperature for the same time. So one use of the oven for both supper and dessert.
But, now I kind of want to try it.
Jalapeño + pepperoni + pineapple. The first two balance out the pineapple perfectly, moreso than ham IMHO.
I can't believe you've done this
Sgt. William "Bill" Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive wouldn't have a single problem with pineapple on this abomination too
I'd try it.
Improved crust
Cookie crust 😋
absolute madlad
Would