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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] SomeAmateur 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"My Husband..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Ate the Onion for one whole second.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To reload please drink verification can

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Holosun moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can see this happening...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Does the sound alternate for each round

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school