Takes off safety
Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"
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Takes off safety
Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"
"My Husband..."
I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.
shoots someone by accident
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"
Ate the Onion for one whole second.
Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading
Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop
To reload please drink verification can
Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot
hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.
This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good
Holosun moment
They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.
I can see this happening...
Does the sound alternate for each round
That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school