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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles (newsthump.com)
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[–] SomeAmateur 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"My Husband..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"