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    What I imagine when I read "Systemd is too big" (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by loaExMachina to c/[email protected]
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    [Image description: Tall woman with a systemd logo on her hat looking down scornfully at a small penguin. Second panel is that same penguin looking back up, in an imitation of a "Pepe the frog" meme.]

    I don't know why I'm so inspired by making memes about the Systemd controversy, it's not like I have a strong opinion on it myself... All the distros I've tried so far had it, the controversy was mostly an old thing already when I learnt what Linux was and I only read about it recently; but I enjoy the drama. I've started reading the blog posts "escape from Systemd" started here and continued thereby a guy who's creating an alternative called "dinit", I might try it someday if I switch to Artix or something else that supports it, but I just configured my Arch and I don't have time to go back to coonfing yet.

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    [–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Sneaky mfs trying to get me to use systemd by exploring my female domination fetish

    [–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    sudo fetishctl enable mount.myass

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

    so true

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

    LMAO

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Hey now not all giant women need to be dominate

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

    Need? No. Are though? Please mommy

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

    Fuck yeah

    [–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

    I mean, when you frame it like that, maybe systemd being so big isn't that bad

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    First time I realised systemd had a logo. And I've been using it for years!

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

    It doesn't show on the command line, after all

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Open RC >>

    [–] loaExMachina 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I'll make an OpenRC woman eventually. Runit will be a man tho. I'm not set on the genders or Dinit and S6 yet.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Why is runit a man?

    [–] loaExMachina 1 points 8 months ago

    Idk, that's just how I feel it.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    How so?

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I don't actually know, I use systemd on two of my computers. I just want to pick sides here.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    An agent of chaos.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    Yep

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Make this hat red.

    [–] loaExMachina 2 points 8 months ago

    I considered your comment, but you see, a red hat wouldn't have matched her white dress. And if I had her clad all in red, the green logo wouldn't have looked good on it.

    But after many considerations, I did try to come up with a new Systemdrip. I don't know which one I'll keep using if I make more comics with her...

    systemdrip

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I like it better than SystemV init 🤷‍♂️sorry not sorry

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    fat don't wrinkle, they say.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

    They say that, but I don't think they've seen my ass, otherwise they would not say that at all.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    And every other init?

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

    Every other init that has unit files shipped on any distro that matches my quality standards. In other words: there are none.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

    First thought was Resident Evil Village lol

    [–] Secret300 4 points 8 months ago

    Stop making systemd turn me on

    Fuckin propaganda

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

    Can't really have it in the same repo with most other init systems, without having tons of shims and wrappers. That's a meaning of "big", takes all the place.