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[–] [email protected] 125 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The main ingredient is coconut cream, what's so confusing about the request?

[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

When you're an edgy teen, everything confuses you.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I knooow mom!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A customer paying me money has a single line special request I don't know how to handle it

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the food service industry you really don't get paid enough to solve puzzles on the job.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ummm.... One of the "puzzles" is knowing what ingredients are in things, in case someone has an allergy.....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Too much effort. Better to just shrug and wing it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

1 Pina Colada "And gettin' caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape"

IDFK. That's just what he said he wanted. Write to him and escape, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The song is about two people trying to cheat on each other! Then, at the end, when they meet up and see it's each other everything is suddenly fixed. It's lunacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe they were trying their hand at roleplay to spice things up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

"BRB gonna make this nice and creamy for you 😏"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have a feeling that would be less ice. Usually what I think of when I think of creamy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

One of the ingredients in a piña colada is coconut cream, so I'd assume they want more of that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'd think it also means they don't want to taste the rum, so use a silver rum?