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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Jafaa, KREE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

There it is. Say hello to King Tut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Indeed

[–] Kernal64 1 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Catholic Church Courts Youth

...let's not.

[–] Grass 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's not quality alliteration. The appropriate(?!) word here is children.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Raven Beak?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It... glistens.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Great now we must pray to a God for good afterlife and to an AI overlord for good life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I would certainly go for that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I think this is going to test Le Onions predictive powers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I dunno, that looks more like a cybernetic pigeon-man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

This article is BONKERS