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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] fsxylo 5 points 8 months ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

MOSKAU MOSKAU

Billy is a handy mann, porcelain is the sürest plan, ah ha ha ha ha, HEY!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Don't remember if it was YTP but "Today's your lucky day." will haunt me until the end times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

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