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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ok... so. For the terminally slow?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

[–] Deceptichum 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's why horses are measured by hands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yes, farm hands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] profoundninja 3 points 9 months ago

It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I don’t get it either…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Great verbal joke. Doesn't read as well as it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Your 11 year old knows what a real bookmark is?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....