Also, is that carpet in the kitchen? Eww.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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That’s the kitchen/living room/bathroom/bedroom.
I feel that way about carpet in general, and even rugs. They trap dust and dirt and pollen.
My stairs are carpeted purely for the sake of traction. And also because it’s my parents’ house, so it wasn’t entirely my decision to make.
“My stairs”
“Parents house”
I’m confused, are you young and still living at home, or do you rent an area from your parents that has stairs?
I’m 25, and have my own income and tax filing, but I live with my parents and help out as needed when I’m not at work. I’m kinda tempted to just inherit the house someday.
Right on, that makes sense. I’d probably be living at home if I was 25 in 2023 too. It’s hard to sustain decent housing these days, and boomers have beautiful homes that are 3 sizes too big.
That used to be a thing in the 70s. Or a big rug/mat thing.
Carpeted bathrooms, too. Even more disgusting than you could imagine.
£2000PW right?
Pretty sure I saw this one on Vice, can't find the exact page now.
https://www.vice.com/en/topic/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week?page=5
I saw it on Reddit 😏
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No, you're describing a Russet. A Reddit is a small mammal of the order Lagomorpha, known for their long ears and hopping gait.
No, that's a rabbit. Reddit is a small town just south of Birmingham with a population of about 87,000.
Every single one I’ve posted is from Reddit. I missed the sub so I created one here. I’m getting it started with poached content (accessed via Dystopia so no ads and I don’t interact at all) to get this community up and running. Hopefully it won’t be long before enough subscribers are contributing here so there’s no need to steal from Reddit.
Is there someone who does this but for actually liveable properties? I tire of the cynicism.
The cardboard carpet is classy.
That's a lot of counter space. I'm sold.
It has a companionway, so it's like a yacht. Therefore, higher rent!
This one is my favorite
This is great. Keep it coming.
Wtf are those wires hanging out.
I paid £110 a night to stay in a hotel with worse wiring than that 😅
Oh my