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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

No Doubt - Just a girl with a boner

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

White Stripes -- Fell in Love with a Girl with a Boner

[–] jballs 8 points 5 months ago

Elton John - Tiny Dancer with a Boner

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I Will Follow You Into the Dark With a Boner

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I think we have a winner 🏆 😂

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Green Day -- American Idiot with a Boner

Beck -- Loser with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Like a virgin with a boner

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hit Me Baby One More Time with a Boner

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Pink Floyd -- Wish You Were Here With a Boner

The Doors -- Touch Me With a Boner

Dexys Midnight Runners -- Come On Eileen With a Boner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The Doors -- L.A. Woman with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Madonna - Like A Virgin With A Boner

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She's a Rebel with a boner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

American Idiot With A Boner

When I Come Around With A Boner

Wake Me Up When September Ends With A Boner

Bang Bang With A Boner

Nice Guys Finish Last With A Boner

Having A Blast With A Boner

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Girls just want to have fun with a boner

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Funny:

  • Wake up with a boner

  • Live another day with a boner

  • Centuries with a boner

  • (Someone took a little too much viagra o_o)

Badass:

  • Fight back with a boner

  • (Somehow makes the song even more badass X3)

Horny:

  • Choke with a boner

  • (:3)

[–] Shieldtoad 21 points 5 months ago

Wake me up with a boner

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
  • Chris De Burgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling With A Boner
  • Radiohead - A Wolf At The Door With A Boner
  • Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You With A Boner
  • Alan Walker - Alone With A Boner
  • Green Day - American Idiot With A Boner
  • Radiohead - Anyone Can Play Guitar With A Boner
  • Green Day - At The Library With A Boner
  • DEVO - Be Stiff With A Boner
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DEVO - Be Stiff With A Boner

I probably would have gone with "Whip It With A Boner". But hey.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Beatles -- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

please don't go with a boner

we will rock you with a boner

don't stand so close to me with a boner

nothing else matters with a boner

I'd do anything for love with a boner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Video killed the radio star with a boner

Go all the way with a boner

A horse with no name with a boner

What I've done with a boner

Nobody's listening with a boner

Easier to run with a boner

Pushing me away with a boner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

TOOL - "Hooker with a Penis with a Boner" This would be the single from their comeback album after a 30yr hiatus....same message as the first but, well, on Blue Chew.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Breaking Benjamin - Torn in Two with a Boner

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Built to last with a boner

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Don't stand so close to me with a boner

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Tom Sawyer with a Boner

Baba O'Riley with a Boner

Calm like a Bomb with a Boner

Sympathy for the Devil with a Boner

Gimme Shelter with a Boner

Stairway to Heaven with a Boner

Bad Company with a Boner

One Night in Bangkok with a Boner

Take Me On with a Boner

Walk Like an Egyptian with a Boner

Oh god make it stop!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Linkin Park: Hit the Floor with a boner

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Don't let go with a boner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

smells like teen spirit with a boner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

MGMT - Kids with a boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ghost with a Boner with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

some funny ones from my music playlist:

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Through The Fire And Flames With A Boner

Crawling With A Boner

Grenade With A Boner 🤔

Edit: All I Want For Christmas Is You With A Boner. Sexy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I kissed a girl with a boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Type O Negative - Christian Woman With a Boner

Type O Negative - Life Is Killing Me With A Boner

Type O Negative - Tripping A Blind Man With A Boner

NWA - Fuck The Police With A Boner

I'm sure I can do more, but gonna stop here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Burning down the house with a boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Cyberpunk 2077 OST - Patridiots with a boner

Rob Zombie - Dragula with a boner

Project Wingman FRONTLINE-59 OST - Descendants with a boner

Portal 2 OST - The Part Where He Kills You with a boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Outhere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass With A Boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You're the best with a boner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Muse - Supermassive black hole with a boner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Lying is the most fun a girl can have with a boner

Thanks Panic! at the Disco

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Creep with a boner

For those about to rock with a boner

Look what you made me do with a boner

Great balls of fire with a boner

You really got me with a boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Some from my recently played:

I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) with a boner

Rhythm Is A Dancer with a boner

What Is Love with a boner

Show Me Love with a boner

I'm Too Sexy with a boner

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) with a boner

Beat It with a boner

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough with a boner

She Works Hard For The Money with a boner

Never Gonna Give You Up with a boner

I'm Every Woman with a boner

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with a boner

It's Gonna Be Me with a boner

Tearin' Up My Heart with a boner

It Ain't Me with a boner

Wannabe with a boner

Cry For You with a boner

Five Hours with a boner

I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman with a boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Bullet With Butterfly Wings With a Boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Kiss the Go-Goat With A Boner - Ghost

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
  • I found a girl (with a boner)

  • Strangers (with a boner)

  • Strangle you (with a boner)

  • She was the one (with a boner)

  • Girlfriend (with a boner)

  • Dangerous (with a boner)

  • Breathe (with a boner)

  • Capybara (with a boner) :§

  • Perfectly out of place (with a boner)

  • Do it all again (with a boner)

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