What's an owl's favorite game?
Spoiler idk formatting is wild
Guess Who!
Eyes heavy, hazy.
There is such as too much fun.
Go home, owl. You're drunk.
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He needs to call a hootber he's to drunk to fly.
Lol I didn't know an eagle owl could look this pathetic! 😝
guess I have a few to catch up on.
All good - not a race, everyone has their own pace 💚
Oh, I was talking about the owl jokes.
Knock knock.
whose there?
who.
who who?
you sound like an owl.
"I'll pass out on the perch, now, baby
You won't bother me no more"