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[–] Mouselemming 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not a man, but it seems to me that if you asked most men what they would like to do if they found themselves alone on the battlements of an abandoned castle, they'd say "Pee over the edge." Dropping a stone is the substitute for when people are around.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

One time I hollowed out a pickle and put a string cheese/ mozzarella stick inside then battered and fried the whole thing

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why do men always want to hog all these enjoyable past-times? Next they'll be claiming that stuff like stepping on frozen puddles on the side of the road to hear the satisfying cracking noises is a "guy thing". Like please, we all know men don't go outside.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Nodding off in a chair after a big meal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Drinking very cold bevereges after a strenuous day of work/workout is the best. May or may not be beer. Having a hot showing drinking a cold one after gym is also THE BEST.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Gathering in a line or a circle and looking at things. Could be a bonfire, a body of water, someone else digging a hole, etc. Holding a beer during this activity is optional but a significant upgrade.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Odd seeing this dude outside his funny hospital based insta/tiltok content

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Apparently it's thinking about the Roman Empire or something

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Yet surprisingly universal!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

When I was 15 I used to drive my moped to a breakwater at a near lake and spend hours trying to bomb a piece of wood I threw in the water with stones.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Y'all eating the metaphorical onion on this one

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