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Well Tom Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon, so there's your problem
Woah, i only realise now that racoon dog and racoon is entirely different thing
For starters:
Racoon Dogs have gigantic ball sacks capable of killing a man. Crime Photo Here. It is told that some Tanuki capable of flight though it is rare.
If you want to learn more check out our documentary here.
You didn't warn me they fly using their scrotes
How else did you think they took flight? They don't have wings Michael
What could it cost to fly ten dollars
Shouldn't you have assumed that? How do you do it if not using your stretched out scrotum?
It's a little known factroid that the Wright brothers' first prototypes used raccoon scrotums for the wings.
Just uh... murder Tom Nook!
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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