this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think Anon is selling himself short. Basically, the coworker who gave the lighter would have thought, ”Man, Anon might appreciate this lighter” and kept it around until he had a chance to give it to Anon. At least that’s what I think. Anon is definitely not an NPC.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just think, maybe all the "Collect X for Y" npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No such dialogue option popped up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Why don't you ever ask me how my day was?", my wife asked angrily.

No such dialogue option popped up.

I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It always makes me kind of sad when people compare themselves to an NPC. NPCs are literally based on real people? You're ashamed for being real? Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It depends what Anon does for the player. NPCs are grubby little shits, always wanting something, but always eventually paying out. If Anon is a virgin, then the price might have already been paid.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anon should team up with the sharpener collector.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Parfume collector someone who collects parfumes

[–] Unforeseen 2 points 5 months ago

That's parfection

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ops coworker completed a side quest

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

He hasn't, there are still 99 left to complete that quest.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

We need to find out this guy's coworker's name, because he's the main character