It took a lot for me to get out of bed today. And then you had to go and show me this.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
Oh god… take my upvote
There's a dish in Slavic cuisine called "kholodets", which is a filtered meat/bone stock that has been chilled to make a jelly with the meats inside. It's pretty good if you have been eating it since you were a kid, just got used to it you know. But this is some whole new level of creativity here, this cook is pushing the limits of trust.
Stop by Usinger's in Milwaukee and grab some head cheese. THAT'S pushing the limits of trust.
Delicious pork cheek? Yes. Disgusting pig brains? Also yes.
I'm intrigued, gonna order some online.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Has anyone reading this ever tried one of these horrible jello creations? I see them posted all the time and I have a few old cookbooks that list recipes. But… they have to be absolutely vile right? Lol
My grandma used to make things like this when I was a kid. It tasted pretty much like you'd expect hot dogs in jello to taste like. Not necessarily bad, but definitely something that had no business being put together
What is the jello flavored like? Hot dog water?
Usually it's unflavored gelatin, but technically you can add whatever fat-soluble flavor you want. Chicken, lemon, paprika, squirrel, whatever!
Squirrel sounds a bit nutty to me
Dear lord lol. The closest I’ve ever seen in person is one of these made with mandarin oranges and whip cream which wasn’t too bad… can’t imagine hot dogs though!
I’ve made chicken soup from bones that has an almost jello consistency when refrigerated. It’s delicious, but I never ate it cold!
If you can deal with the texture, they aren't terrible.
Asspic
Asppic
It looks like someone emptied the garbage disposal into a casserole dish and froze it.
You nailed the receipt!
Technically this is an aspic, you heathen. ;-)
So many flavors.. and textures
Welcome to germany.
Einmal das Bauernfrühstück bitte.
This makes me physically upset.
I've seen this IRL but with peas, broccoli, chicken and gravy. I had the salad.