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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh that's actually pretty cool! I wish vasectomies were more common for pets, castration is a violent and archaic method of dealing with that stuff

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yea a horny tom cat would be totally cool if its cum just wasn’t fertile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Floridaman strikes again