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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I think I'm in trouble

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] starman2112 16 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I just want to say, that your username is Neato.

[–] Assman 14 points 11 months ago

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I think I'll be alright

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Above the human level.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm certainly going to roll a 1.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm too cool to die >:3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'll have a friend 😻

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I last long, I cast spells

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It means it's useless in such a situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

typical me lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 11 months ago

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oh hai mark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Depends on you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I got high on my own supply

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think I'd do fine

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