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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I thought I was a hardened criminal for sticking a bunch of beets in the mayor's fridge.

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[–] blackstampede 2 points 1 year ago

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

TitleRain World

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

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