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Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

rape

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.