To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?
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Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
Catching them all.
vampirsm
Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs
Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.
Crimes against humanity
Be more specific, maybe some of those crimes aren't considered crimes against humanity
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...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...
CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
Squatting - Nightingale
For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.
Founder, help us.
Illegal Gambling
Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.
Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.
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Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
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Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball
literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square
vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)
Vandalism, being part of a gang and gang violence, I'd say
Playing poker with a non-standard deck.
Vegas ain't ready for my Fibonacci/Hack combo!
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Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.
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Killing mr house
Illegal construction (Minecraft)