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For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Animal fighting for money

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Nuking Pasagardae

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Cheating at poker I guess?

aggressive spelling

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Blowing up a shark

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

Illegal Gambling