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Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

not slaying the princess I guess.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

I don't know... Majonging?

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Rimworld players:

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

reckless driving

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Do porn games on an old android count?

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…