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Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)

Illegal establishment of colonies

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

Destroying a coal mine with magic

Splatting in public.

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges

The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).

Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Korok abuse

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests