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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

[–] snugglesthefalse 1 points 10 months ago

Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

lightsaber fight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Saving the planet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)

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