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~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.
I am the Postal dude.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)
Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.
Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.
Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)
lightsaber fight
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.
monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)
Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)
vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)
Trespassing (minecraft parkour)
Destroying a coal mine with magic
A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.
Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)
Saving the planet
Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)