For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Killing aliens in the name of humanity.
Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.
Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils
Stomping on animals and humans until they die
Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.
Refusing to play scramblecoin.
I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.
Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.
Theft of hats and sunglasses from many denizens on the beach, in the forest and on the mountain.
Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests
I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.
Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.
Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.
Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.
I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.
Korok abuse
Building a house...seems fitting.
I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.
Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)
Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway
Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
Illegal gambling