196

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

In old schools laws, gambling.

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.