Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

In old schools laws, gambling.

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.