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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Catching them all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)

[–] Makeshift 1 points 1 year ago

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Saving the planet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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