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[–] [email protected] 102 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Badgers are so cool and cute for something so wildly mean.

Love you, badger!! Continue to build multi-chamber dens nearly 300 ft long that are shared by multiple species, including ones who predate your young and vice versa, you crazy insane adorable lil guy.

[–] ott 59 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Can I subscribe to more badger facts?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

This chatbot is busted too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Badgers will hunt the young of rabbits by smelling them through the earth and then burrowing into their subterranean den directly above them.

Sounds like one scary day to be a rabbit kitten.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that what baby rabbits are called?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think you'll find their scientific name is "Thumpers"

That aside, I'd always heard "kits."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Hey, i want in too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are you named after the artist? I love Ott.

[–] ott 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, but now I have a new artist to check out, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Heck yes! “Mir” is my favorite album of theirs. Definitely recommend.

If you don’t mind, what inspired your handle?

[–] ott 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I didn't put much thought into it, sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Does yours have a particular meaning? Most of my handles/usernames are entirely arbitrary

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I like Raichu. Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Badgers are so cool and cute for something so wildly mean.

Just like me <3

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Outfuckingstanding, the both of you!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow the badger looks all "tf you doin mang?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

"Hey... you know who I am, right? You can see my digging claws on your cloth seats, right?? You understand my propensity to be ill-tempered is so well renowned my name means to pester aggressively, right? Is everything alright at home, because you are making some very concerning decisions right now."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

At least it's not a honey badger. I hear they doesn't give a fuck.