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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Old". This was after I started reading it.

At the same time, it's about 1200 strips before the latest, which is like 7 years ago? But still not even halfway back, not quite.

Man, he's been around since forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah same, I've been reading them all again and I didn't check when it was originally posted but it seemed far enough from today to count as old!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why did you have to say that?! RIP Robin Williams :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

goddamn it, it's been this long? rip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah man, loads of good people died in 2016, it was a whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else here have to endure IBM AS/400 at their workplace?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It's the backbone of the entire company I work at. And I work at one of the largest companies in its field. If it went down for an extended period of time the company would grind to a halt. I guess it's called "IBM i" now but everyone calls it AS/400

The login page still says copyright 1980

[–] pacmondo 5 points 6 months ago

Not anymore, but I have worked at places that use them for inventory. Good ol green terminals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thankfully I only caught remnants, and that was plenty.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I am not a programmer, but on 2 occasions I was able to improperly fix (1 argument in 1 line stuff) very small bugs without really understanding how. I've also made a number converter (dec-bin-hex) at least twice. I know those aren't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice twice.

I'd say there's an issue here with language design having major tradeoffs, but maybe it's just a paradox*? Though I have found a language I like (even though I'm not learning it because other issues), so I know it's not impossible at least.

*= Like the people who could make something with less tradeoffs don't have the need/desire to do that, they just use the existing stuff. Though that is much more fitting for visual programming.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it's weird that it happened twice

Everyone who dabbles in programming eventually learns :q. Not everyone learns :wq.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I learned :q! first!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

gazpacho soup?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why linking to a page that contains an image instead of posting the image with the source?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Linking an xkcd image directly would strip out the hover text, which is part of the comic.

P.S.
You're one of today's lucky 10,000.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How do you get the hover text on mobile?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Some browsers show it when you long press the image. For the others, you can edit the URL to m.xkcd.com

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you long press on the image, the hover over text will appear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It cuts off

"Learning arcane bullshit from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through..."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe try tapping on the text?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That works!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I almost got it by switching to landscape, but still not quite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You can tap on the text to have it expand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

is this common for xkcd? because then I've been missing a whole layer of all the comics I've stumbled upon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Oh boy, every xkcd (maybe except the first hundred?) has alt-text, time for you to read them all again!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Linking to the page is the best way to share an xkcd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My lemmy client shows the full image anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Summit, it's pretty good