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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

to be fair, the only real reason to wear the same socks is so they feel the same on your feet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, that also doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It does if your brain contains any trace of critical inquiry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If your mind is free of limitations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can tell, you are an enlightened individual. I can tell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

A closed mind matches socks.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's why you only buy black or gray socks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For some reason, my local supermarket had decent quality wool socks on sale at a very cheap price, so I bought twenty pairs.

So I now have an entire drawer full of identical socks, and hopefully won't need to buy more for another year or two.

[–] where_am_i 9 points 6 months ago

This is the only way to live!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But when you buy new ones you have to separate the old vs the new because they fit differently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not when you only buy new socks when the olds ones are beyond rescue....or you buy the same socks again and mix em up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Mix them all!!!

At first its easy to tell which is which, so naturally you'll gravitate towards the new ones leaving the old in the back of the drawer. After a year so, they'll all look the same.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If it is your goal to be mega boring...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is saving time and making life easier for yourself mega boring to you?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's just paint all walls white and all houses beige while we're at it, yeah?

No need for fun since it interferes with saving time and making life easier

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's just paint all walls white and all houses beige while we're at it, yeah?

How would that save time?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Choosing paint colors is like choosing sock colors.

You choose a fun variety because just black and grey is boring.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I don't choose the colour of my house every morning though. More like once a decade for the outside.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its true. The number of women who have declined a second date because I’m abhorrently boring.

The only reason I can think of to explain it is my 20 pairs of identical socks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I can barely stand to read your ultra boring comment all thanks to your socks. I can't stop yawning.....help...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

He's not badly hurt though, his shoes are still on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Is this... Wait. No. It isn't. Never mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago