this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I thought your head would be bigger...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So that's why I've not seen it here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's the healthcare human rights thing tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So thats why people from my country want to go to America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We had a whole documentary about this...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

People need the visualization

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

It’s got electrolytes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Same image except it's on Mars.

[–] Tremble 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No one would have any teeth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Dentures go brrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I really wish I got paid to shit post.