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[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If compiled languages bother you, then you’re gonna love assembly.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Asm is compiled too.

Gotta bust out the hex editor.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

An assembler doesn't have any of the interesting parts of a compiler.

Anyway, the problem with Typescript is that it tends to obscure what's going on one layer below it in ways that don't happen in traditional compiled languages. We've had decades of development on tools that can work together with traditional compilers. Javascript has not, and there are frequent problems getting different tools at different layers of abstraction to march the same direction.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'd rather read ASM than ... that random crap.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago

That looks like a minified webpack (or something similar) output, not a transpiled typescript output. Also the code is not valid.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You should see what scary C code turns into (shudders)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I looked at it once and was scared for my life. I can't imagine what it would look like once compiled.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What this shows is how terrible raw JS is, when all of this crap is required to fix all of the edge cases and make things actually work the way it’s supposed to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It only looks like this if you want compression and backwards compatibility. All compiled languages have output that is optimized for those things and not readability, but if you turn off minification and use a modern language target then the compiled typescript code will look almost identical to the original code.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Idk man. I use python ;)