Motherfucker rolling around on the ground going "I'm hit" while shooting his own car, when he was scared by an acorn. Did they check his pockets for a crack pipe?
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Totally understandable that he would be traumatized by the event and have long lasting effects from that trauma.
Even if he is totally mentally fine and his trauma claims are BS, dude deserves to get paid.
Hopefully the event causes him to reevaluate his decisions in life, that along with a justified substantial payout, hopefully will lead him to live a better life going forward and he doesn't throw away a golden ticket by continuing to do dumb shit like what put him in the back of the cop car in the first place.
This is funny and horrific at the same time.
Its like a scene from the naked gun movies, but something that should be in a comedy. Not IRL...
Florida Man has a badge.
Literally happened in FL lol
This is straight up attempted murder.
The guy must have imagined this moment in his head houndred of times on how this situation one day would occur. This was the day for him to materialize the dream of being shot and get to kill in response.
An acorn falling on a metal sheet can't be mistaken as a gun fire unless you're a jumpy psychopath.
You spelled cop funny at the end of your last sentence. He is a cop, though, so your point stands
Hey now, police departments nationwide have "jumpy psychopath" as a qualification for the job.
Well that was just attempted murder.
I checked three times whether this was an onion article.
cops are cowards
"Acorn!? I hardly knew her!"