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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Not a single thought occuring

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

But so pretty. Who needs brains?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gibson... Will you be my Valentine? 🌹

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

She says yes. Looks like I'm out of luck this year lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He’s an honorary orange

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

It's been a crazy 24 hours so I thought I'd share a cute little story with you all.

A few weeks ago I popped into Aldi for a few things and because I pay cash I have to use the wo/manned register. So I'm behind this dear elderly couple, maybe in their late eighties/ early nineties. She has a walker, he as nimble as an elderly gentleman could be at that age.

They go to pay and she's obviously the keeper of the funds so she opens the purse and is handing the young cashier the mullah, one penny at a time. That's ok. I'm patient with the old cheeses. We all get old. Oh no. Somethings gone wrong. Not enough cash. The poor banker is confused. The cashier offers a solution. You can pay some with cash, some on the bank card. Great many discussions were had between the 3 of them. A decision was made. The banker now produces the card and hands it to her husband. The gentleman did not know how to use the eftpos so the cashier helps him. He then carefully punches in the numbers one per minute. Approved. More discussions were made about how they could've got the budget so wrong before they slowly move on with an apology.

No worries mate. We get it. Shits fucked.

So what are the chances that I get stuck behind this couple AGAIN a week later. Probably a million to one but hey just call me lucky. This time the budget was better. The banker opens the purse and hands over the cash one penny at a time while the gentleman is packing the groceries. All done but she hasn't moved from the cashier. A discussion was had. activate the patience button CEO. She takes a tiny step. More discussions. Do not push the old lady with your trolley like they do if you breakdown in the Burnley tunnel. At this point I look at the cashier and she swivels her chair so she could have a little giggle. I look at my groceries thinking I'm hungry. I could start eating them. A few more ballerina steps and the couple have now stopped at the corner where the groceries get thrown at you. More discussions. It appears they can not walk and talk. breathe. At this point the cashier has said "have a good day" at least 3 times. He is now aware they are holding up the line so apologises and encourages her to keep walking. They stop at the end where the trolley goes to pack. The cashier can not start yet. I dare not look at her. I am hungry. They eventually move on.

I waited the whole time with a smile on my face but I'll still refer to it as Helldi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I felt every bit of that story.

You have way more patience that I do in such situations. Granted, Aldi is not the place to go when you're in a hurry, but the elderly that need to chit chat with the cashiers drive me up the wall.

I love the German way of things. Go in. Pay. Leave.

No need to socialise Beryl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

It was excruciating. Up there with when the oldies discuss what they will choose to eat for the week while standing in front of the meat, man handling all the packages. Ffffucking move. Please.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like you managed to contain yourself very gracefully! I have an adjacent story this week. I was getting takeaway coffee and a woman in front of me had a toddler, who she lifted up and put to sit on the counter. Ordered and paid and then just stood there playing with toddler not moving. Cafe person looked to me to take my order, woman did not take the hint. I said excuse me, and she smiled and took half a step to the side, still taking up most of the counter space and toddler left sitting on counter. Cafe person took my order and I swear I saw an eye roll when she turned away. Like GTFO of the way lady, and take your kids bum off the counter where people are getting served drinks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Omg. What an entitled mole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

OMG....a few weeks ago took my son to EB games. He grabbed what he wanted and waited to pay. Family in front of us, mum+dad with pre-teen kids. They finish their purchase and just stand there chatting. The dad is looking at his phone, the mum is asking the kids what they want to eat. 10 seconds in, I just say (loudly) 'Excuse me' and place myself between the parents. They finally took the hint and moved away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There's a pair of older euro women that I've seen be difficult every time they're at savemore. They run the same scams every time. The fourth time I called them out for queue jumping and arguing for the multiple discount on single items every time they come. They shouted at me to stay out of their business. I laughed at them. Haven't seen them since. Stuff customer service bullies.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you did well to not drop a polite "Excuse me, I'm so sorry, but there a lot of us waiting". I feel for them, I do, but reach out and join a social club if you need a chat!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Moved to Tecoma, near Belgrave last week. Call it bad timing as we've been out of power for over 24 hours.

Luckily we don't eat meat or dairy, so food spoilage is minimal. But I'd like to see what I'm unpacking.

Neighbour left a note saying "welcome to the hills haha!" with his phone number and a recommendation to get ice.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Many of you thought me mad! Some of you even requested transfer to another peanut factory! But as i have my jobbing solar panel on the terrace charging batteries, the camping fans cooling your air and cold bevvys to drink you're glad of my madness now, glad of it!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not 10 minutes ago, Mickey (my cat) was meowing at my partner and I, just chatting. I walk towards him as I leave and say "watch him, as soon as we're out of your sight l he'll beat me up", so my partner crept behind me as I entered the living room, where Mickey has trotted to, and the jerk didn't do a thing.

But! As soon as my partner goes back to the other room, Mickey has pounced and started biting my leg like a Christmas ham.

He's so damn dumb, but he knows what words mean and definitely did that on purpose. He plays softly when my partner is watching, and then claws me up like a mofo when we're alone.

I love him so damn much haha

the culpritmy cat mickey

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Can you read cursive?

The Australian War Memorial is looking for volunteers to read and transcribe letters and diaries. They have a ton of material that needs to be made more accessible

https://transcribe.awm.gov.au/

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Somehow managed to avoid the worst of the storm and power outages. Sometimes I love my little life bubble

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ditto. Total non-event here in Thornbury. Ok, some palm trees lost their dead leaves/fronds and are blowing about and some street trees have lost a branch or two, but that's it. Didn't even have to reset the clock in the microwave.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

We only caught the edge of it in innercity Melbs. We got lucky watched the radar and it basically just kinda waved at us as it passed by. We got lucky.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have power, but most of the area around me doesn't. Mr Woof and I had a very dark walk this morning with no street lighting. On a positive note the weather obvioudly kept people home and the food cupboard was still stuffed with bread from last night's delivery, and I managed to score some hot cross buns as well as a loaf of white bread for lunch. The trip to work was a bit anxiety producing, as well as the whole area being dark the first two sets of traffic lights were out - I'm glad it was still early and not much traffic as a right turn onto a major road was bad enough when there was only limited traffic, I would not want to try it a bit later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Same situation as me - we had no outage at all, but go a few streets in any direction and it's darkness. A couple of major intersections with no traffic lights this morning.

It's strange because usually when there's a big 'event' we've been among the first to lose power and the last to get it back (often days later), our power seems to be fairly fragile. Have had to make a few spoiled-food insurance claims over the years.

I guess this time we finally got lucky. But I definitely sympathise with those who are without power for a few days, I know what it's like and hope everyone has power back soon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hahahha guy i host for free on my home server is up my arse about his site being down.

I suspect he dwells under a rock.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Ask him if he wants a refund

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I've reached the point that I can't do a full 8 hour shift just on phones. The anxiety and stress are killing me.

Been applying for work where phones are just a small part of the day and part time work. Partner starts his job soon so it won't be so bad. But I do feel like a failure and worthless. Irrational, but all my shame comes from not being what I think I should be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with knowing what you want and what you can't handle. If something doesn't work for you try something else.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hugs, good luck to everyone enduring power losses, take care

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Took all three cats to the Vet yesterday for their shots. They always feel a little sick after their shots, especially Gwyn he gets really unwell from them. So now today I have three moppy and sad cats who all want love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It has been a long day and I am really ready for it to be over. Today has been way too busy for my liking, I think an early bedtime might be on the cards tonight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Power still out at home I assume, am planning on cooking an entire upright freezer worth of food on the bbq when I get home. At least there was no damage to our property, but I would like a shower.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Clearing all surfaces of clutter so there's plenty of room for the dozens of flower and chocolate deliveries I'm expecting today. Can anyone else relate?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Only time I ever had flowers delivered it was my chemistry teacher pulling a not at all funny β€˜prank’. Was deeply upset.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Bill Cat brought a live mouse inside. He and Ted have a mission now, a sense of purpose and some much needed kitty fun.

Poor mouse. πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My power came back some time over night. The estimate was originally 10pm, but then it shot up to 1pm on the 15th. Thank fuck that was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Laptop: Charging

Phone: Charging

Power brick: Charging

PS Vita: Charging

I am ready for next time and definitely won't forget to charge devices before the next outage.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anybody else's kitty shedding a lot? Maybe it's the hot weather. She's not a fan of the comb, wish I could find her actual slicker brush

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

it's normal for cats to shed in early Autumn and early Spring

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Still no power here plus the 4G has gone to shit, not looking forward to today

They reckons it will be back on tomorrow by 1pm so I guess I am just doing nothing today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Power was still flickering and going in and out when I came home.

Spoke with my other neighbour and she was having the same problems as me then all power went out.

It came back up about 20 mins ago and has been stable for both of us since, I think I have power back now!

Yay!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

took me 4 hours to get home last night. 4 friggin hours. I know its not metro's fault, but why the F are we not better prepared in our response? I waiting in a 300m line at Caulfield only for people to keep jumping the queues while the metro staff and PSOs are mostly on their friggin phones!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

No power, mobile network is barely working. Can’t send texts and most calls fail. Fortunately I have solar and generator but the destruction is crazy. Powerlines over roads and people are driving on them. No police to be seen. My husband went out to work (I’m wfh today) and relayed back the destruction - he couldn’t get mobile coverage until back in suburbia 20km from home.
Have got the fallen trees off the fences and patched them up to stop animal ingress/egress.

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