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[–] [email protected] 222 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"mind if I use your bathroom?"

"What's a hroom?"

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Top tier level joke. Excellent work. Take the rest of the day off, you deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Litter box is fine, he was just going to hang upside down from the ceiling and shit on her floor anyway.

Needs the shower though, have you tried to shit while hanging upside down and not covering yourself in it?? No chance.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Seems like an oddly detailed thing to say, perhaps drawing from life experience? (If so, ngl, kinda impressed)

Also

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He was going to piss down the shower drain rather than use the litter box.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

As is custom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Still more civilized than how he usually does it from the rooftops intentionally missing the drain aiming at ~~filthy poor pedestrians~~ Gotham scum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Imagine a crime free Gotham. Living in fear not of a Batman that caused physical harm when he catches you breaking the law, but he does follow you around peeing on you until he finds another crook.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And what’s wrong with that? Following it is a bunch of soapy and shampooy water

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ahahahah, such a diss on the movie. It was so bad Halle Berry 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

If only Catwoman shoved her butthole in my face as much as my cat does...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] pastermil 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As hot as Power is visually, if she exist in real life, she must've reek!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Is this a Doujin or from the actual manga?

It's a Doujin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Iirc the manga did have a VERY similar moment I wouldn't be surprised the Doujin is inspired by.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Catwoman and her composting toilet keep scaring away the men

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bats: "How do you clean your back?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She licks her arm and rubs it on her back, of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

this guy cats

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

This comic strip would work with only the first two boxes.