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"This Is Our Personal 9/11 Except We Can't Make Money From It," Says Toby Keith's Family In Touching Tribute (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] CouldntCareBear 52 points 9 months ago

Savage. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Yo, brutal and ruthless.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Brutal and typically incisive. This is how I learned he died.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Holy shit 😆

[–] Assman 12 points 9 months ago

He'll never smoke weed with Willy again 😔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You win this round, Natalie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

[...] said Krystal Keith, Toby Keith’s unfortunately named daughter.

By far my favorite line, brutal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I just can't say this guy's name without saying "Koby Teeth". Thanks, Wondershowzen!