And the second one only exists because the 1st one was lost for some time.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Nah, having a second doubles my “oh shit I absolutely need to do laundry” timeframe
"..I go front, I go back, I go inside-out. Then I go front and back."
gags
I found both of them on clearance at the same time.
I just buy blue t-shirts without logo. I have more than 10 identical t-shirts, multiple of same trousers and shorts.
So it looks like I dont change that often, on the other hand I dont have to decide what to wear.
Are you 100% certain you aren't in a cartoon?
And as a bonus you get asked to help anytime you go to Best Buy.
Is it american joke?
(Best Buy is a big box electronics retailer whose employees wear a uniform consisting of khaki trousers and a blue knit shirt. If you tend tobwear blue shirts and khakis it's easy to be mistaken as a Best Buy employee)
Right there with you. My wardrobe consists of olive green and gray with the exception of one khaki pants for when I'm feeling wild. Everything goes with everything so I just grab what's on top of the pile. Unlike most people though, I don't own a single piece of black clothing.
Ah, the Neil Gaiman black pants, black shirt style. Smart!
Of course I have two shirts. I'm a man of means, I am.
And nice two boot
Edit: +w
Better than nice one boot
In my defence, it's not the same shirt. It's one of the 20 same coloured shirts
Dress in what makes you feel comfortable. Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy. Just make sure that what you are wearing is clean and well taken care of.
Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy.
For comparison, being comfortable in someone else's skin is usually seen as creepy.
Don't kink shame.
Consent is everything
Wild ride through that article.
As of 2020, Meiwes has been allowed to go outside of prison for supervised excursions in disguise around town in a different state.
Respect for Germany for that (he is accompanied by a couple cops, after all). Humane in the face of disturbing acts.
Wonder how he would’ve been different if his dad had stuck around.
Oh heavens
I'm a legit npc. I have 10 sets of the same office shirt and 5 sets of the same pants. I call it my work uniform.
I don't wear a tie but when I do it will be the only thing that changes in my outfit.
He has two of one of the styles - which was purchased as a gift so him and a buddy could rock them together, then forgot to give it to him and ended up wearing it out of desperation bc his others were dirty.
My shirts are different but I've got ~7 of the same shorts lol