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[–] mediOchre 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Please don't circumcise your car

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

I want my wheels to look bigger.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

holy shit just wash your car dude

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Stop your car from masturbating!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

I love the amount of watermarks this image has

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Jokes aside what's that thingy? And what would happen if you cut it? I know 0 about cars X3

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

It‘s the government tracking antenna duh

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

1 Valve for adding air to the tire 2 the tire would deflate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Ohhh yeah that makes sense ty X3

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i would go check the air in your tires rn if you didn't know what that was

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't have a car X3 and my parents haven't either since years ago so I've never had to worry about tires :p

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh X333 makes sense XDDD T~T UwU

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

:O Do u overuse textfaces too?! X3 Tho even more than me apparently o~o :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's a car X3 a special model?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

A car but make it cute :3

[–] festnt 1 points 5 months ago

its like :3 mixed with XP, a text representation of a dead furry (totally not just an :3 with the eues closed)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not so crazy as it looks

Because each tire transmits a unique identifier, vehicles may be easily tracked using existing sensors along the roadway.[19] This concern could be addressed by encrypting the radio communications from the sensors but such privacy provisions were not stipulated by the NHTSA.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire-pressure_monitoring_system

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile, your car has it's own cellular connection...and you have a phone in your pocket.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Gonna start using "Contract Refused!" like "Uno Reverse!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See the white, metal looking thing in the image? That's another tracking device from the government to track people wherever they do. They even put it in all 4 of your wheels so they will know when to issue you a traffic ticket. Remove them. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Also the 5 silver hexagonal things, they easily unscrew fortunately, you should have a wrench in your car for them anyway. It’s a no brainer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's true. If you remove this antenna, the government will look and they'll think your car is just sitting in the driveway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Holy shit they put four of these trackers on my car, one on each tire!