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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pull it back out, read it, then throw it away again. That way in five minutes when it’s time for the next step, you can repeat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Oh when did you install the camera in my pantry?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

lol 🤣🤣🤣... happens all the time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

One day I realized I could take a picture of the bag before I tossed it or put it back in the freezer, and my life has been so much better.

[–] smuuthbrane 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you're suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that's not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don't know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Take the picture when you're putting groceries away. People tend to buy the same products. So, eventually you'll have a library and you won't have to take pictures anymore. That's what I do.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I make an oil on canvas still life of the bag and hang it on the wall above the stove.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

And get some whiskey and ice from time to time, stand across the painting and reminiscence of the good old days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I've thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can't remember what I'm supposed to do with it next.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ummm 🤔... fry it for an hour, yes, I think that's what it said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

This is actually great advice 👍.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I don't. I think they're a myth invented to support an oppressive priesthood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Take a picture the first time you pull it out of the garbage, so you don't have to go back in for a 3rd or 4th time.

[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now this is realistic.

I've gone back at least 3 times before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I, too, have ADHD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry, do you think I fucking plan anything!? I can't even keep my devices charged! So I

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I can't even remember the instructions I just read. I'll never remember to take a picture of them.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds 13 points 6 months ago

thats called being a professional chef.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

too real. I must do this at least once a month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was some good advice given here, like take a pic of the back before you even cook it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If your brain is that advanced you don't have this problem in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I have actually, I just read the comments and thought that it's a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's me checking the frozen pizza oven temp and duration. Every. Single. Time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, basically, we all need it for that.

I wish they would print that on the back with 100pt font size. Just that, nothing else.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 6 months ago

I'd prefer an edible spray painted (garlic and oregano perhaps) qr code right on the top of the pizza.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes ADHD really do be like that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

threw out

But it was thrown in. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

they call it taking a shit but you leave it dont you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can’t evacuate people. I mean, you can if you want, but that's not what you want to say here.

A building can be evacuated. To evacuate a person is to give that person an enema.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wow... suddenly, sex games became a lot stailer for me.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Because washing your hands while cooking is too hard.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Don't need the box anymore if you'd just finally buy a fucking vision pro already.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or not. Just have the upvote and move along.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That honestly looked cool, but the vision is similar to quest 3, bright things look impossible to see well, colors don't look like real life, etc... For cooking it's not good enough.