Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
YBI
The correct procedure if you thought the experiment posed an imminent danger to the crew would have been to erect a force field around the container until any ill effects could be scientifically determined.
You also violated Starfleet protocols which require us to not interfere with developing cultures.
You also violated Starfleet protocols which require us to not interfere with developing cultures.
I'm not certain that it was the type of culture you're thinking of. and i didn't want to put a force field around the fridge. i have stuff in there too.
YBI still.
Transporting the container to the medical bay or science lab would permit the use of force fields whose emitters can be highly focused, permitting containment of the container in question without interfering with the lunches of you or your other crewmates. I’m not sure what emitter configurations are available in your mess hall, but the labs clearly are able to handle such and do so regularly.
We also have learned through unfortunate and perhaps overly-repeated experiences to not make assumptions about unknown cultures. I can’t even recall the number of captain’s logs I’ve read where little blinking lights or some weird rock thing or glowing space object turned out to be intelligent.
I think you are required to document the incident and report it to your commanding officer.
Just replicate yourself your own damn fridge
Yes. Kombucha is a actively fermenting beverage. It has microorganisms in it that contribute to its flavor. When you consume kombucha, you also consume the microorganisms. This cannot be replicated because as you know there are strict rules about using the replicators to create living organisms.
This was their project. You should have assumed that they had knowledge of what was happening and asked them about it as opposed to putting it in the matter reclamator.
YBI.
I do not believe you did an objectively wrong thing when discarding your human coworker"s concoction. However, it is a fact that you do not understand their culture, you admitted so yourself. It is therefore illogical to take any action regarding his lunch without his consent. In addition, humans are emotional creatures, and may not react favorably to your intrusions, no matter how logical they may be.
The logical thing to have done would have been to raise this issue to your coworker once you noticed it, taking with you your evidence that it would pose a health hazard to him and to the crew. Tossing it without his consent should be your last resort to protect the crew's health.
I make an attempt to understand human culture as much as possible. See the note about how I have tried many fermented human foods.
I do not understand Mike.
No, you’re protecting the health of your fellow crew. It’s all fun and games till until it becomes mobile, irate and hungry
Given Mike's absentmindedness, I do believe this was a very real possibility.
YBI. When dealing with emotional humanoids, you must remember "WWJD" - "What would Janeway do?"
That is obvious - she'd set phasers to kill and eliminate the kombucha AND Mike.
I accept your logic and see the error of my ways. Thank you.