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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They’re not shaped like penises, they’re shaped like the inside of a vagina. Next question.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a fantastic response.

Sex toys have come a long way, fellas! Don't worry about what women are using unless those women have invited you to witness! (My current fave thing is shaped like a mouth with a tongue sticking out and I'm not even a lesbian!)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is oral for women exclusively lesbian thing now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Uh, no? The point I was making was that even non-lesbians are using sex toys that aren't best described as penis-shaped.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ehhhhh, there's a non-zero amount with testicles on them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Those aren't shaped like testicles, they're shaped like flared bases, for anal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's not what the inside of a vagina looks like. The answer is that evolution caused that shape to be one that's good at causing a pleasure sensation from penetration of a vagina. However, other shapes also exist and also do this. The penis shape is just the classic option.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it’s not the penis we hate we just aren’t attracted to the dicks typically attached to them.

Also sex toys have evolved from just penis shaped dildos. Many of us prefer abstract shapes or stuff like finger shapes for those, but also vibrators and suction toys are popular.

Also I’m pretty sure I’ve been hearing this joke since before I hit puberty

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah this shit joke has been around since at least the 90s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah and I think part of why the joke annoys me is like, is that all some men think of themselves as? Like when I think of what I find particularly unattractive about men my first thought isn’t dick, it’s that smell that drives straight women crazy, it’s just such a turn off to me. There’s plenty else too, but like that joke is part of an entire class of shit that (particularly older) men say to lesbians that leaves me thinking they really need to talk to some people who are actually attracted to men about what they like, and to understand that in general even when I like the same part it being too masculine is not for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Very true. I'm bi and while I like dick it's not exactly the first thing that attracts me to men. I think in general the root of these kinds of jokes is the idea that deep down all women NEED men to be sexually satisfied, and a general assumption that lesbians are perpetually on the brink of "switching sides". Just more homophobia as per usual.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago

Real answer is that it's not that they don't like dick it's that they don't like the dicks attached to them

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

most shitty-fucking-facebook-boomer-ass meme.

[–] Maxxus 33 points 1 year ago

Judging by the responses, I feel I should convey I relate to the professor and absurdity is that the student would ask such dumb off-topic question.

As for the question itself, people like what they like, they don’t need to justify themselves. Which is what makes question dumb.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

as a femcel college student whos never owned a sex toy (my mom looks at my credit card account and I don’t want to embarrass her) here’s my thots on this.

  1. cis lesbians probably would use fleshlights more if they had something to stick in them. maybe they could rub their clit & labia in the hole, but it still seems kinda wasteful since they’re only using the top part. it would probably be a better idea to get a grinder that vibrates

  2. we like the gock 🚀💎🍆🤲😎

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

So most places online that sell sex toys have very innocent names that they bill you under. They will often list it as "you will see this charged to innocent-sounding-name" so that you don't accidentally assume it's fraud on your statement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You can typically buy sex toys in pharmacy stores by the condoms sections. Vibrators at least.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

probably because the point isn't plastic penis but long plastic object that doesn't neccesarily have to be reminiscent of a penis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why is it made exactly like a penis. Why do they like to suck on the fake penis. Lesbians are basically straight but also like titties.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Tell me you got most of your views on lesbians from porn without telling me you got most of your views on lesbians from porn

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Meme answer: yes

Serious answer: sexuality is much more complicated and doesn't only involve sexual organs. Sexuality encompasses a social and cultural aspect as well. Including transwomen also means including women can have penises. Things like straight pegging is becoming more main stream as well. Just like how a lesbian uses a penis shaped dildo, a man using a dildo isn't necessarily gay, bi, or pan. There's also a biological function as well. Women and men did evolve concurrently together which means our genitals "fit together" which may explain why some people prefer a penis like dildo. I think this idea gets supported as we look at the plethora of dildo adjusted and created to really hit the spot like bad dragons and others.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Bro asked that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

please add moldy Monday to your post title

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Please add rule to your comment

[–] Maxxus 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The most likely reason, I suspect, is that "mainstream" sex toys were not made for lesbians until relatively recently. They were made for hetero women diagnosed with "hysteria" and, generally, by companies run by cis-het men.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

care to share the template?

[–] Maxxus 8 points 1 year ago

Wasn’t mine. Moldy Monday and all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a straight dude and I still do that. The shape's got a job.