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Canadian police warn that posting videos of alleged package thieves could be ‘violation' of their privacy (www.foxnews.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

... let them come forward and out themselves. You go on the record that I posted footage of you stealing things from my property and see where that goes.

[–] rocky1138 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't post Fox News articles

[–] spacecowboy 2 points 7 months ago

Agreed. Instant downvote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Posting Faux News in a "not the onion" sub feels like going after fruit that's been laying on the ground for a month, not just the ones on low hanging branches...

Why risk giving them clicks to post the article?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But seriously, criminals have more rights than their victims in Canada. SMH.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pay attention the the source you were reading that led you to that conclusion.