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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Though choice, but I'd take the stone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The pillow. I would have peace. Probably wouldn't stop sleeping though, then lose my job.. hmmm maybe not.

Tough call.

[–] Secret300 5 points 11 months ago

Magic blanket, easiest choice of my life

[–] LaserTurboShark69 5 points 11 months ago

Blanket for sure. You could travel anywhere and not worry about the temperature. Even if you ended up homeless you could sleep anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’d kill for that mug if it could also keep drinks cold

I make iced lattes every morning and use a mug for it, and I’d kill for it to stay cold for more than 5 minutes without adding so much ice it becomes weak

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That one that give me good memery. I like good memery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I am choosing all of them and you cant stope mwhahah

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cuddly bear doesn't really love me. It's just after my money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel better, I don't love you for your money. I don't love you at all.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I already have the bear so I'd go with the blanket. I'm always just a bit too cold.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

cuddly bear cause I hate feeling empthy at times, favorite mug cause I am going to put a very hot liquid in it. Than harvest the heat energy that the mug uses to keep the liquid warm, to ensure that the maximum amount of energy is created to preserve the temperature I am going to put it in the fridge. Infinite energy source. 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Basically, you're exploiting that poor mug.

Maybe that's why you feel so empty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I literally have a heart shaped treasure stone. The weight is really grounding.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

blahaj already provides #3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

For the memes, the candle of infinite burning, for the comfort, blankie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Use the candle to open a spa actually no I'll just keep it for myself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

A good mug is really the closest to heaven i will get

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Endless candle would be good for battlefield imagine new recruits not having to go through stress and just straight up function as they were trained. Probably removes PTSD or reduce the chances.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well, nah - stress is "almost impossible". Which means that it is possible, and with disorders it wouldn't work at all most likely. Without it being 100% every time, I don't think it is worth discarding other items.

As for functioning as they were trained - the bravery stone would be better I think. Stress is a great motivator, couple that with complete and utter bravery and you have an army that never routes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Using the cute, magic anti-anxiety gift to get better at fighting wars sounds like the most dystopian thing lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Having hashimoto I'll always take the blanket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Of course the candle, as it will solve climate change.

If it can never burn out, you can divide it infinitively, and create infinite flames powering infinite generators.

Never say always ;D

Also the favourite mug would be an infinite power generator too

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