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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The ones that make the most sense to me as stuff Moses might say.

  1. Thou shalt trust honest people, for why would one be honest if nothing comes from it

  2. Thou shalt not assume things, to assume is often more destructive than lying

  3. Thou shalt not cheat in games and anything with a justified set list of rules

  4. Thou shalt not intentionally cause mental illness, for it is equal to murder

  5. Thou shalt not gatekeep or deny another person's rightful union

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wow, those really sound like they could have been from the Bible (also bonuses point to you for coming up with a serious suggestion). Here, you win the Nobel prize in Prophetry*! Your basically the new Moses, and we shall follow you!

Nobel medal


/s (it's sarcasm but keep the Nobel prize, you deserve it (*v*)/ []-[]¬ )

* Prophetry is supposed to mean "being a prophet" but I just made that word up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Do as I say, not as I do.

If more people acknowledged the massive hypocrisy of the christian bible, the world might have been a better place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
  1. Thou really believed me, idiot? Do whatever the fuck you want. I don't care
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Thou shall chill out and just hang out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thou shalt not delude thyself.

Thou shalt not get caught.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If you don’t want a bad bitch don’t get one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

"sorry it was a joke"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
  • Thou shall not deny thy neighbour the right to your software
  • Thou shall obey Micro$oft
  • Thou shalt have no other operating system before Linux
  • Thou shalt not take the name of Tux thy prophet in vain
  • Thou shall not desire Chrome, thy weapon of Google

My English is not perfect so if you can please help with the old school English, especially point one and five

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

/15. These are all just guidelines. Use common sense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
  1. When you die at the palace, you really die at the palace
  2. Try the mulled wine
  3. It’s good to be the king
  4. A gentleman’s cuffs should be even with the tip of his penis
  5. Jews can joke about whatever they want if they’re the scriptwriter
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