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Bob Gowross (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

We shall now list the colors you will need to bring honorable color to your house:

Targ Brown
Romulan Blood Green
Duranium Shadow Black
Cowardly Ferengi Yellow
Tritanium White
Gorkon Pink
Pthalo Blue

[–] ElBarto 10 points 10 months ago

You forgot Blood Wine Red

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The standard klingon paint kit includes:

Romluan blood green
Andorian blood blue
Human blood red
Ferengi blood yellow
Cardassian blood brown
Pakled blood purple

What other colors would you need?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Gagh grey

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

and your paint tray

Omg I'm dying, hahaha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

its like the skin on the pudding. magnifique

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

(Apologies for ChatGPT, I’m not a great writer, but I couldn’t help but imagine what this would be like haha)

INT. KLINGON QUARTERS - DAY

Gowron, the fierce Klingon leader, stands before an easel with a paintbrush in hand. Worf, the stoic Klingon warrior, reluctantly joins him.

GOWRON (roaring) Today, Worf! We paint the glory of battle, the splatter of blood on our blades!

Worf scowls but follows Gowron's lead, dipping his brush into the vibrant red paint.

GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Now, Worf, let the brush roar like a disruptor, leaving chaos in its wake!

Worf hesitates, then starts applying the paint with a fierce stroke.

GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Excellent! Let the canvas be a battleground, where each stroke is a strike against our enemies!

Gowron continues with his Klingon interpretation of Bob Ross's techniques, creating a chaotic masterpiece. Worf struggles to keep up.

WORF (grumbling) This is not the way of warriors, Gowron. We do not paint. We conquer!

GOWRON (roaring with laughter) But, Worf! Conquer your canvas, let the colors scream like a victorious war cry!

Worf grumbles, attempting to make his battlefield scene more ferocious.

GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Remember, Worf! Each brushstroke is like the roar of a targ, wild and untamed!

Worf, frustrated, accidentally smears paint across his forehead while brushing his hair back. Gowron bursts into laughter.

GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring with laughter) See, Worf? Even the mishaps become battle scars on the canvas!

Worf glares at Gowron, the painting resembling a chaotic battle scene mixed with unintentional comic elements.

WORF (displeased) This is not the Klingon way, Gowron.

GOWRON (grinning) (roaring) Ah, but Worf! Sometimes, the true warrior finds honor in unexpected places. Art knows no limits!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I know its a meme, but anytime I see Gowron, I always think about how he isn't a main character but boy does he have a very interesting arc.