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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not if you're *from anywhere fucking normal ftfy

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

"normal" 😂

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or in any country that’s important

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

America being backwards and dumb in many ways doesn't make them unimportant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zwölfterdezemberzweitausenddreiundzwanzig

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think as an exception this is not one word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, it's 3 words: einunddreisigster Dezember zweitausendunddreiundzwanzig

(I put 12th instead of 31st in my first comment because I'm stupid)

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cue the ISO format chads...

[–] penguin 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because it's clearly the best for numerous reasons.

  • when the 4 digit year is first, it's obvious month is second. So 2024-01-02, for example, is definitely jan second and not Feb first (unless you're insane)
  • you can name things with the date first and an alphabetical sort will automatically sort the files by date (you can't always sort by date and sometimes you actually want a mixed sort like this
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WhyJiffie 4 points 1 year ago

We are everywhere. Give up yourself, resistance is futile!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whoo! ISO-8601 fanclub reporting for duty!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

2023-12-31

It's nicer and sorting it is easier.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

12-31-23

The 23rd day of the 31st month of 2012?

WTF?

For the sane world the last day of 2023 was 23-12-31, or formated properly: 2023/12/31

[–] DannyBoy 42 points 1 year ago

For less than 5% of people. The vast majority use a proper format.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

yeah on your shitty american way of writing it... laughs in european

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really like year/month/day format as its sorts my files accordingly. Too bad not many countries, including my own, use this format.

[–] kakes 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also my favorite date format, at least when it comes to name computer files.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I thought it was 231231

[–] BlueMagma 3 points 1 year ago

Chill out guys :-), it's a nice details. I found it funny (and I'm using european)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I thought it was 1312

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago