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[–] [email protected] 99 points 8 months ago (5 children)

99% of my interaction with India is -

"Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings"

Every. Fuckin. Day.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can hear the accent in my head.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That’s like 50% of my interaction. The other half is folks with a doctorate of some variety who are as normal as someone with a doctorate can be. And that’s not surprising it’s a huge country and the people I’m most likely to interact with over here on the other side of the world that are from there are either going to be highly educated folks who moved to a wealthier nation or service workers/scammers who call said wealthier nation. It’s not like there’s gonna be many electricians who immigrate from India to the US and the manual laborers who leave India rarely cross the ocean to look for work.

[–] skeeter_dave 10 points 7 months ago

Mine pretends to be a debt collector and spoofs a local number.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He found your website, didn't he? How is that not good SEO?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Damn, he working hard. Do search engines these days even go that deep?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

They gotta put those ads somewhere!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Mine goes as follows.

Them: Hello I’m looking for…

Me: Mmmmmmmmm fuck yeah god damn your dick smells so fucking hot.

Them: Excuse me sir???

Me: I said your dick smells fucking hot. You wanna meet up later and get tongue deep in each others ass holes.

Them: :click:

I don’t get many scam calls or bill collectors anymore. The trick is that you ONLY do it when they call you. In other words don’t call them and harass them. If it’s a legit company it might even be illegal for that company to make their employees call someone that sexually harasses their employees. Also if it’s a woman i usually describe the smell of the genitalia. Otherwise it’s the same.

A lot of Indian dudes are homophobic as hell. To add to the awkwardness of the conversation I lower my voice to make it real deep. Then I say each word slowly and breathy. That way I know they hear me and each word kind of hangs there for a second.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think you might be too into this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I went from regularly having 60+ scam calls a day. To around 3 a week in the course of like 3 months. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The stupid part is that the scam calls weren’t even for me. They would ask for the guy that had this number before me.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago

What about scam call centers pretty sure that's up on that list as well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mystics and spiritualis tend to be shit covered rapists so idk why you're surprised

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

India isn't particularly known for rapists, but perhaps for fecal matter in the streets and rivers. Still I've been to countries where there's only open trenches for sewers and you have to be careful about drinking water at all, and even still I'd go back again. There's much more to any country than the lowest common denominators.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit what happened to this thread? Looks like all the racists from 4chan and Reddit are here now. So unlike Lemmy SMH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bro do you even know where you are right now XD

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait what do you mean? This is basically a sub to post funny things from 4chan, right? Not that people from 4chan are here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

and how would they get the screencaps?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By going into 4chan to mock the losers, like everyone else on the internet does

Do you think people driving safari tours are lions?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Fucking savage lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

goes to 4chan community

is shocked it’s offensive

What did you expect?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We are supposed to be making fun of them here, not joining them...