Do kids even know about websites? They spend all their time in walled gardens
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Parents basically sit their children on tablets to babysit them these days
If the child is too heavy, it may break the tablet. This seems like a bad idea.
Might be your only option in a pinch if you're stress-testing tables or weight-testing children...
Kids these days are toddlers I tell you
That's a fucking boomer shirt if I ever saw one.
Yeah, it's a shirt that goes hard of hearing
he in fact has one
I knew it!
This is for his museum, and it's most likely not his
Well, yeah, he's been dead for 50 years. I guess it depends on why the kid asked for his website, but I imagine that one would be a pretty good starting place.
That's the joke though. He's fucking dead, that's the joke of the shirt.
I'm pretty sure Louis Armstrong was a webmaster. He wasn't one to brag about it because he didn't like to toot his own horn.
How to tell people you're out of touch with young people
And if your children actually do ask about then respond with more information instead of shrugging them off, children are curious
yeah, tbh I'd blame that parent just for wearing this shit
Louis Armstrong doesn't need a website. He's been dead for 50 years, and the recording industry very much doesn't want you to think too hard about the fact that they're still somehow allowed to rake in hell of a lot of cash.
I don't care about websites. Can I follow him on mastodon?
Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.
how did he toot then?!
muscular anus
Can't believe he's still on Twitter!
Is this shirt from the 90s?
1890's.
Kids these days barely know what a website is. If it's not a social media account they will never find it.
Damn kids these days don't know nothing about nothing them just use app, social media, eat hot chip and lie
Don't forget be bisexual and charge they phone. If you're going to copypasta you've got to finish it with the sauce
Americans trying to use just one font on a t-shirt CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)
Or form complete sentences. Or spell words. This one is not far from being in aneurysm posting category.
No kid thinks of going to a specific website for a specific celebrity. Here is his stuff on youtube https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=louis+armstrong and his wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong
these day will
That's my favorite part
It's deranged and wonderful
What a dumb take